Pautomator

Pautomators are engineering fanatics. Particularly those who work in the automation and instrumentation industries. Typically the word is only used by pautomators themselves. It seems to be a hybrid of the industry hashtag #pAuto and the terminator? Pshhhh engineers.

How can you call yourself a pAutomator if your facility is still analog and not digital?

by bayleft August 29, 2017

platomantic

A mixture of Platonic and Romantic love.

When you love someone as a friend, but also love them romantically but it’s not a formal relationship or Romance is not felt both ways.

Platomantic love

Loving platomantically

I love you/him/her/them platomantically.

I feel platomantic love for you/him/her/them.

by FenriswolfAether September 27, 2019

Platonic Cum Jar

When a person has been shrunk down to a small size, their friend will put them in a Platonic Cum Jar (PCJ) for safe keeping

“I saved his life, if it weren’t for my Platonic Cum Jar, someone would’ve stepped on him”

by DonkeyKill July 31, 2021

Gin & Platonic

The act of going for drinks with someone you know is attracted to you, who you have no feelings for.

Usually because you're lonely.

'What did you do at the weekend Steve?'

'My power was out so I met Lisa for a Gin & Platonic'

by Mrhanky636 December 23, 2013

Plato's Republic

An old ass book that has like influenced every political matter since forever. Since Justice is the main topic discussed throughout the whole damn book, it's esoteric nature confuses dumb asses that read it wrong. Plato has Socrates talk about Communism vs Democracy, the Equality of Men and Women, the nature of political regimes and cool other shit. And the most famous is the Allegory of the Cave, where Socrates talks about the philosophic "turn" and leaving the "cave of convention".

But the main problem is like aforementioned dumb asses; mainly Marx, thought it was a good idea. So in turn, fucked up a world for like 60 years. Even China is still fucked up.

"Hey you read Plato's Republic in College"- Friend #1
"Naw, but we read the story about The Cave" Friend #2
"Really, that's all, you missed some pretty good shit" Friend #1
"Well my professor just said 'communism is good' and forced their academic liberal bullshit down our throats" Friend #2
"Figures, my professor was a Straussian, so he pretty much rocks" Friend #1

by freddy mc-callahan June 3, 2012

plutonic

A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.

John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.

by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008

Plutonium

Shit that will blow you up

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy

by Mike September 23, 2004