safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

piss pie

Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.

Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.

by 1 pink 2 stink July 19, 2013

Pissed the biscuit

Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.

I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.

by Katie Foreal February 20, 2017

Piss-arc

When standing as far away from the toilet as possible and attempting to piss in the bowl. Works best when cock is erect.

"Wow, that Piss-arc I just had was as beautiful as a rainbow."

by 9A Slang October 29, 2008

Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison

Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!

by Cant be traced June 21, 2019

piss slippers

When a cat or any other domestic animal marks its turf and said turf happens to be ones slipper(s).

“Bobby” arrived at worked and wondered why one of his shoes seemed damp inside, his reply was i am wearing a piss slippers, much to his dismay he continued on with his workday.

by Thewickedest1 October 06, 2018

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal May 19, 2012