mystic pineapple

A beastly fruit bent on world domination.

News anchor: Today, mysticpineapple took over the world. Back to you steve.

by adn May 13, 2005

pineapple slap

when getting a girl from behind you pull it out bust on her back and when she turns around hit her in the face with a pineapple

man i totally gave your grandma a pineapple slap

by chuck123 September 21, 2007

pineapple nazi

A person who despises pineapples and flips out at the mention of them.

Paul:Want some pineapple??!
Julia:HELL TO THE NO, YOU RETARD!!
Paul: You are such a pineapple nazi!
Julia: GO F yourself!
Paul:Jeez, I just wanted to know if you wanted pineapple!

by angryandsad December 6, 2010

Pineapples

One word phrase most knowingly used by the comedian/actor Kevin Hart. Used when a person feels a situation they are in is awkward or inappropriate and feels very uncomfortable. Out of their comfort zone. When a person is sharing information that you just dont want to hear or needed to know.

This chick I went out with last night ended up being a dude!!
Oh my god, pineapples!!!

by Research=ProvenFacts June 21, 2014

Pineappleism

A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.

A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"

by benedictcuminhervaj April 12, 2015

Pineapple sauce

Semen from a pacific islander. Also called "poi boy glaze"

He was slappin his spam around so hard he got pineapple sauce all over the floor.

by Phat$$$matt May 24, 2016

pineapple

Spongebob's house.

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"Spongebob Sqaurepants!"

by Direct_at&t_ spectrum May 21, 2016