you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.
by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.
Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.
by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.
by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

Someone who doesn't finish their alcohol before they open a new can/bottle and then doesn't admit that the unfinished drinks are theirs. This results in numerous half-full drinks left lying around.
John: "Who keeps leaving these half-full bottles around?"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
Ben(Phantom Sipper): "Not me."
John: "Someone is a phantom sipper!"
by HH_Reezy January 18, 2013

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011

Phantom Scooby is when your girl is sleeping, you rub one out on her ass, pull up her panties and slap her ass. the load dries and in the morning when she goes to pee...the panties are stuck to her ass
by FOFFRACING October 19, 2009
