Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

pat

a gay podophile

oh look that's pat playing with that little boys balls

by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023

pat

pop a tit

sam: this morning my wife pat

cam: oh that's sick bro

by lil 3 June 6, 2022

Pat

Pat is a big nerd with a pedo mustache. He's really great at figuring out what your name means.

Pat, that mustache is.... interesting.

by psuedoshawn May 14, 2020

PAT

Pop a t!t

"hey can you PAT"
"no im not the type of girl to pat"

by ushouldtrustme August 1, 2023

Postman Pat drift

A person who drives sideways and blast the postman Pat theme song whilst drifting

Fuckin idiot doing the postman Pat drift!

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025