calm panic

When you one is panicking inwardly but they are forcing themselves to remain calm and rationalize.
An example of calm panic would be having to give someone cpr— you would be panicking, yes, but you would force yourself to stay calm and use your brain over your emotions
by Fuzzy_Frog January 23, 2024
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Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians
by Dr Fhil May 07, 2022
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Blasian Panic

When a sexy, black stud, with a massive cock inserts foreign matter carlessly up an Asian woman’s pussy, forgetting their petite nature, and causing the woman to momentarily panic and moan in discomfort.
Kim Wong has Blasian Panic after D’Vontay was fingering her, aimed for the clit and went two inches too deep causing Kim to cry and state that she will finish on her own.
by HumpMyAssDaddy November 30, 2023
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Bugs Panic

The JP version of the title of the death that shall not be named
Bugs Panic is the most gruesome execution ever!
by Gonta Simp 2007 February 01, 2021
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Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.
I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.
by Spaceagesocks March 08, 2021
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Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 06, 2022
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Gay Panic

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.
Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.

Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.
by CMLKevin July 29, 2021
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