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by Hunty14 January 07, 2011
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Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.
Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.
Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas
Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.
Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas
by LSwho? May 24, 2012
by jdginstagramz July 07, 2021
Panda bear gangs that roam the streets of Compton at night. They instigate violent mosh pits at hard-metal shows around the country.
by PandaBear3333 April 03, 2014
A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.
Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).
Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.
Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.
Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).
Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.
Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.
by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014
being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"
he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.
by out getting milk August 27, 2023