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porsche parking

Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking.

None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsches: those are parked in rockstar parking.
Mike's buddies have gotten used to hiking into events because he has to put his Ford Focus in Porsche parking. Still, it's a free ride, and this way no one sees them get out of a Ford Focus.
by Freeloader May 25, 2008
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Party Packing (par-ta' pack'-in.g)

(V.)Bringing a surplus of un-invited guest to a party
Fucking Steve always party packs

Aidan: Hey what you do this weekend?
Steve: Fucking party packed! Do you know who i am?

Party Packing (par-ta' pack'-in.g)
by partypacker December 13, 2009
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Packing a Boxed Lunch

A discreet term for a lesbian. Made popular in the movie "Slither."
Bro #1: "Your sister is probably packing a boxed lunch."

Bro #2: "Yeah dude, she totally lezzes out when she gets drunk."

Bro #1: "Lets video tape it and put it on the internet!"

Bro #2: "Awesome bro!"

*high-five... then, they slowly kiss*
by Dick McPornoname January 14, 2009
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puking rally

when you continue drinking after you puke.
dude, i just heaved. get me another beer, PUKING RALLY!!
by bpmbrent February 14, 2009
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Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.
Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.
by DOC 211 August 23, 2010
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princess parking

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'
Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!
by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005
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panking

Having a wank in a public place.
"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"
by Dundonian Home Slice August 1, 2008
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