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thigh pad

A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money
Boy got a thigh pad
by iiirookie June 18, 2024
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shin pad dribbler

A footballer who dribbles without cohesion. Usually the ball is bouncing off his shins because of his poor ball control.
Dani Olmo is a shin pad dribbler. he lacks consistency in his dribbles. he has a first touch of a trampoline.
by sdafasdfasdfasd May 3, 2025
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PAD

Shortened term for Phanni - Fantasize All Day!
PAD lotto winner! PAD win race.
by Wildflower Surprise April 3, 2024
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biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
by OddT0d May 7, 2024
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I-pad baby

A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
by TDH12345 May 9, 2024
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Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.
Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.
by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024
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Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.
Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.
by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024
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