Toe-fu

A form of Marital Arts in which bitches orgasm from positions that are kinky with a pinky. In which the foot penetrates the camel toe.... Similar to a TOE-LOCK and the resulting climax squirtingly excreets CAMEL TOE-JAM

If your pickup lines fail, and the snatch is hungry you can use your training in toe-fu to satisfy her craving and get her in a butt-naked choke hold.

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018

Toe-Footing

Toe-Foot-Ing- v. Tip towing with haste.

Bro.. my girl was awake when I got home.. I Toe-Footing thru the back door.. she never heard me walk in.

by KMFLb May 03, 2021

Toe mator

A mentally unstable kidnapper who kidnaps random cars paralizes them and leaves them in a scrap yard

It's me Toe mator

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 10, 2019

jamel toe

a camel toe but when you are wearing jeans.

"Did you see Shannon's jamel toe?" "Dude, that was worse than Bethany's camel toe!"

by danikq January 26, 2019

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 23, 2022

Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 25, 2009