glasses sex

the act where two people wearing glasses as normal, position themselves so that the glasses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical sex is evoked
A guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

Guy: Since we can't have real sex, let's have glasses sex
Girl: Ok cool.
by Dripee August 18, 2006
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bagnifying glass

device used to locate and view a microscopic penis.
i had to use a bagnifying glass to see Alex's penis.
by jess-to-the-ica May 20, 2008
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Nerd Glasses

Nerd glasses are either glasses that have lenses or don't. When you're wearing ones with lenses, they look a bit more realistic. When you're wearing ones without lenses, you look like a nerd, meaning you also pretend to be an intelligent person, since they wear glasses too.
Check out my nerd glasses! They do not have any lenses! Now I can go out and pretend I'm somebody else! LOL
by JellyBean600 July 16, 2018
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famous glasses

A kid in Australia threw a party when his parents weren't home and caused a whole buch of damage to the neighborhood and when interviewed on tv, he was wearing oversized glasses. He would not take them off. They were his famous glasses.
"I'm not takin 'em off, they're my famous glasses."
by Zach Hartwell April 03, 2008
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touch glass

an action that gives you lots of motivation (scientifically proven)
ryan: how to motivation?
some other dude: go touch glass
by areu September 15, 2021
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Google Glass

Motherfuken piece o' technologie man, you know what I be chattin bout? Ya put dese motherfuckers on ya head, then ya can lyk fuken look atit and tell it to do ting. Mosta tha bumbaclot dat wear dese ar reet Glassholes seen?
Agh, J, look at dat reet rasta over there wearing dat fancy ass technolochicken, wha be dat G?

J: hahaha, you know how high I am seen? Agh, dat be da Google Glass innit fam?
by sammyyboy34 January 11, 2014
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emo glasses

she looks like a freak with those emo glasses on
by gena April 21, 2003
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