Palmer piss

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

piss pie

Act in which one pisses in a Styrofoam plate places into freezer until frozen then slides frozen piss under victims door later to melt causing giant puddle of piss without ever having gone in the room.

Last night I piss pied Mike. This morning he was like " which one of you fucking asshole faces pissed on my fucking floor my fucking door was locked". Man he was fucking pissed.

by 1 pink 2 stink August 28, 2013

Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

wine cheap wine white wine cheap white wine goon booze maiden's piss

by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017

Piss Jail

Piss Jail is when you desperately need to pee but are unable to due to current circumstances making it extremely difficult or impossible.

Stuck needing to pee in an important company meeting that isn't over for another hour? Piss Jail.

Stuck needing to pee in a crowded train and your stop is miles and miles away? Piss Jail.

Also acceptable: Piss Prison

Bro PLEASE pull the car over, I've been in piss jail for the past hour!

by Cant be traced June 21, 2019