Seat meat

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

by Clint Fu December 17, 2015

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

by merdji1 March 09, 2012

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 26, 2017

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 01, 2008

Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

by Itiswhatitis?! April 09, 2018