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Push Meat

Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”
by subtronic October 10, 2018
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Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask
Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?
by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.
I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.
by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008
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Street meat

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.
You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.
by Stumbles17 May 15, 2021
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Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.
Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!
by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020
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Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a
I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.
by Itiswhatitis?! May 23, 2018
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