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lipstick on a pig

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Sarah Palin. Barack meant something else when he said it, but this comment is a spot-on summary of her campaign and political career.

She may be an ex-beauty queen, but this porker's record is as ugly and dirty as they come. Google "Anne Kilkenny" for the gruesome details.
God help us all if that woman becomes VP (and let's face it, she's really running for president as McCain has not just a foot but most of his body in the grave already). You can put lipstick on a pig, but she'll still be a piss-poor candidate.
by Palin blew McCain for the nom. October 24, 2008
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A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009
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Sex on a platter

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Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).
That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.
by toee December 3, 2006
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on the produce aisle

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in a persistent vegetative state
Terry was on the produce aisle
by trikmc June 17, 2006
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snaps on the petro

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To give someone money for gas. Also can be used when lending youre friend money to have sex with a prostitute.
CKASH: Shit all yall niggaz slangin that shit in da hood and aint none of yall got snaps on the petro.
by young jeezy August 1, 2005
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flag on the play

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When something goes wrong at a party, usually when someone knocks into you and makes you spill your beer. Comes from watching football and the ref throws up his flag in reference to a penalty. Also see party foul
**Ben falls into Ryan knocking over his beer**

Ryan: WTF, Flag on the play dude
by BinRock January 27, 2006
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