A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.
by themilkmanisangry October 28, 2020

The act of being drunk for an extended period of time, usually measured in days or weeks.
More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.
More importantly there is no hangover because one continues to drink.
Since I left my (girlfriend/boyfriend) I've been on a pretty serious bender.
Since that party last week I've been on a bender.
Since that party last week I've been on a bender.
by Lord Gurk da boy October 13, 2015

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by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

by Kyle The Gingy May 5, 2018

by Samoan big boy August 28, 2025

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.
friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!
friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!
friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.
by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023
