oh my gouad

the basic bitch way of saying oh my god

**can also be spelled:
gaoud
goud
gouid

*some peasant runs into you*
*turns around* *flips hair* *annoyed hand motion*
"OH MY GOUAD"

by themostswegedgelord April 13, 2017

Omgeed/Oh my geed

Omgeed is a word created by Kurshiya Stanley which is often used when you see something disgusting or someone says something disgusting

Someone: digging their nose
You:Omgeed/Oh my geed

by Kshiy August 23, 2022

Oh my gosh chipotle

A kid friendly version of, Bitch please.

When I went to homegirls house, I was like, oh my gosh chipotle your crib is so tore up. Bitch be spending way too much time on beauty filters and selfies.

by C.G. Santa Monica January 20, 2017

oh my goxd

Another form of the historical "Oh My God"
This form of the popular phrase was derived from surprise and amusement at something absurd/morbid/extreme

A: "Our Daughter is an STD, K, plain and simple.. I'm sorry I did that to us. All of us... I just.. I just saw that booty and was like 'I gotta put my man-bits in that.' I am sorry."
K: "Oh My GoxD, Hahahahahah"

by Bananadile August 10, 2017

oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg

john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness

by Milo2010 April 3, 2021

Oh my Jinyoung

Park Jinyoung of Got7 is a god so, another form of Oh my god. Can also be wrote as OMJ.

Example 1: in good way
Person #1: “Did you see the new teaser?”

Person #2: “Oh my Jinyoung, yes it was amazing”

Example 2: in a bad way
Car: *drives to slow*
Person: “Oh my Jinyoung! Hurry the fuck up.”

by Lixiesgalixies.png June 18, 2021

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 2, 2022