When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014
 Get the dairy messmug.
Get the dairy messmug. by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 9, 2021
 Get the Messed upmug.
Get the Messed upmug. 1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."
2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."
3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."
3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020
 Get the Messmug.
Get the Messmug. the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'
Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
by anonymous August 10, 2025
 Get the Middle eastern messmug.
Get the Middle eastern messmug. A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
by SSG winning August 26, 2013
 Get the Hero's Messmug.
Get the Hero's Messmug.