Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor

Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro

by ebilnoob December 8, 2023

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lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

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Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

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Snapchat nonce

Someone who chats to underaged girls on the social media app Snapchat

“She 12 you Snapchat nonce”

by Jamesbev January 11, 2023

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Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

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