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Jacket Crumpet

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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slop jacket

Inside out, re-used prophylactic; often shared amongst a group of gentlemen.
Bro #1 - Dawg, don't be runnin up in that skank, Jenny. She been lettin that slop pot simmer.
Bro #2 - nah, bruh, Jimmy done gimme his Slop Jacket.
Bro #1 - damn Jimmy da real hero
Bro #2 - yea Dawg for real, Jimmy a good dude

Bro#1 - yo dawg how I get to slop slums? I been needing some of that slop pot like you wouldn't believe
Bro#2 - dawg you sure you wanna go there? Do you at least gotta jacket so they.lwt you in
Bro#1 - yeah dawg, Jimmy gave me his slop jacket. Where it at!?
Bro#2 - damn Jimmy tha real hero! A'ight dawg, follow dis road and jerk a left at the snail trail, can't miss it it's slimy a muhfuhka
by DonutOpponent November 26, 2023
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jacket juice

A very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. Especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks.
Hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? Ill go get a soda!

Hey man pack the jacket juice. Grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast.

This is my mother, she enjoys vodka, but she was nice enough to leave the jacket juice at home this time
by Djesjay October 14, 2016
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The comments clowning on this monstrosity of the worst meme. Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket
by Oil up lil broillbe there in 5 February 27, 2024
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jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty
"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "
by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013
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jacket bitch

a term describing the person who is forced to carry one or more jackets for his/her friends.

occurs especially when friends are out shopping, or when at a party where there is no clear place to leave your jacket.
Jeff: Dude , be my jacket bitch for a minute? Ima try on that sweater over there.

Anne: Quick! Find us a jacket bitch! Standing near the drinks table with our jackets on is so awkward!
by C-Scraps December 20, 2009
mugGet the jacket bitchmug.

Jacket

Jamaican slang for when a girl gets pregnant for one man, but then gives the baby to another man. The reason why they call it "jacket" is because the level of comfort he feels from accepting another man's child can be compared to the comfort one gets from wearing a jacket, suggesting that he has no idea he's just been duped. It has been culturally engrained in the psyche of the Jamaican people that "jacket" is a lighthearted topic, and one deserving the ridicule of the public, often at the expense of the man receiving the jacket. It is very common to assume that if a light-skinned baby is born to two dark-skinned parents, that the baby must then be a jacket.
Sami gave Austin a jacket by getting pregnant for Lucas, then passing baby Will off as Austin's son.
by Frank and Upfront October 13, 2021
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