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Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
by rhonin66 March 2, 2021
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Mustard gas

Yesterday I had chinese for dinner. Now I have mustard gas.
by Redhead the Irishman March 3, 2021
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Mustard

What kids and teenagers never eat or consume anymore, especially not yellow or brown mustard.
Today’s youth hates mustard, except maybe honey mustard sauce which doesn’t actually deserve to be called mustard anyway.
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021
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Honey Mustard sauce

A very and an increasingly popular sauce or sandwich spread especially among the Millennial generation and today’s youth, chiefly due to the fact that regular mustard is now almost exclusively eaten mainly by adults in their forties or older, see: Yellow Mustard
My father and mother primarily eat yellow or spicy brown mustard; most or practically all millennials and today’s youth will only eat honey mustard sauce if they even eat any kind of mustard at all
by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021
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Mustard gas

noun
a colorless gas like liquid which is a vapor and a powerful irritant and vesicant, used normally in chemical weapons and was used industrially until the end of world war 2 (1945)how to make it at home? Well all you need is bleach and ammonia (don’t make this at home if you do and get hurt it’s not my fault it’s your dumb ass fault ok) and if you are exposed to such gasses please contact your country’s emergency number. The side affects are coughing up your lungz, suffocating,coughing up blood, and death
“The Germans released mustard gas! Quickly put on your gas mask!”
by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021
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mustard chugger

A white person with arthritis who chugs mustard in order to dull the pain.
“Oh Susan is such a mustard chugger
by Nathaniel woolard April 5, 2021
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Street Mustard

Watery shit commonly found in homeless camps along storm gutters, often picked up by restaurants for use as sauce
That four star restaurant serves street mustard with their pretzels!
by Lordh3adass May 26, 2021
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