A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
by kcYABBA November 09, 2006
1.) Man, that guy's SUCH a poo muncher.
2.) woo, i wish that girl would poo munch me. Subscribe to awesome gamer robot for more epic roblox content! :D
2.) woo, i wish that girl would poo munch me. Subscribe to awesome gamer robot for more epic roblox content! :D
by regfunkid November 15, 2018
“Guy 1: Hey man how ya doing? Guy 2: how about I just munch on your kidneys?! Guy 1: go away you kidney muncher!”
by Quong Foo October 22, 2020
by ck007 February 19, 2003
A: You fuggle muncher
B: what the f*ck did you just call me?
A: and what the "fuggle munch" is that?
B: an insult usedmainly to confuse and impress with no proper meaning.
B: what the f*ck did you just call me?
A: and what the "fuggle munch" is that?
B: an insult usedmainly to confuse and impress with no proper meaning.
by Dheery October 29, 2008
by Gunslinger 99. March 07, 2018