scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.

They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.

by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018

Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.

Today I got to use the Pass to say no to nudes from a guy with a mullet.

by Sigah April 16, 2020

Mullet

A business major that plays for both teams.

“Hunny everyone experiments in college”

“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”

“EW MOOOOM STOP”

by FreeMullets September 18, 2023

Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 16, 2022

Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018