Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019

stinky mullet

everyone in baseball sniffles. ''whats that smell?'' they all say. everyone looks at Jon Jon, the kid that never washes his hair. it's you, your mullet stinks.

Did someone rip ass, or is that Jon Jons stinky mullet.

by R.P. and MEEZY MISSLE February 26, 2022

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet.

by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024

Mullet

A mullet is what someone has below the belt line when they shave their pubic hair, but not their butt hair. It is named after the mullet hairstyle because of the “business in the front, party in the back” look.

Unlike the other girls who shave both their pubic and butt hair, Trish likes to rock a mullet in her pants. When she likes to get festive, she likes to thread some mini lights in her butt hair, so that explains why people see flashing lights coming from where her buttcrack is.

by rosenovarocks September 27, 2025

Halloween Mullet

When a house is decorated for Halloween with child friendly stuff at the Front yard and really scary stuff for adults at the backyard or in the house.

Did you visit the Hounted House at the Corner this Halloween? They had a Halloween Mullet! Cool Stuff for everyone!

by RokaFuchsbau July 10, 2020