Mullet Mansion

A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.

“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”

He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.

The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”

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by anonymous December 12, 2024

Mullet

A hair style worn exclusively by men who have IQs smaller than room temperature, often found among the Australia bogan population.

"Hey, that guy Chad grew a mullet over the holidays."
"Figures. Didn't he have to repeat year 7?"

by _gal1leo April 11, 2020

Mullet daddy

A very sexy type of mullet. Attracts hardcore black men and white men. Usually carried by fisherman and a football player that live near Kamloops British Columbia.

mullet daddy is so sexy

by Lelan2009 September 19, 2023

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

Monaco mullet

A mullet hairstyle worn by ageing billionaires commonly seen on luxury yachts in Monaco, St Tropez, etc.

I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire

by cobes72 March 4, 2025

Maribor mullet

A balding man with a mullet

Poor guy has a maribor mullet.

by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024

Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022