mullet merchant

An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.

Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”

by Arbitratingurbtch March 7, 2024

Food mullet

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

Engineer's Mullet

Physics, Chemistry, Other shit Monti complains about in the front, party in the back

Hook - "Hey man, nice mullet bro"

Montana - "Fucking business idiot I'm an engineer, if I was in business I wouldn't be an engineer fuck. I have an engineer's mullet"

Hook - "Shit sorry forgot how sick you were pce"

by JMONEY^&e May 17, 2014

Mulletty mulletting

1) being in an overly agitated state of mind. 2) conducting the same task to completion repeatedly, and wondering why the outcome didn’t change. 3) sharing your feelings in an overly emotional way.

Mulletty mulletting ; ;Stay clear of our manager today, he’s very mulletty. Mulletty; I’m sorry I’m so mulletty today, I had a very stressful weekend. Mulletting; The installer has put the same piece in backwards three times now and can’t figure out what’s wrong. He is really mulletting the job. Mulletty; mulletting

by Jughashvili September 22, 2020

hong kong mullet

A very hairy woman's bottom

"Jeez, did you see her ass?"
"Yeah, total Hong Kong Mullet"

by mbazler May 8, 2018

Mullet

A business major that plays for both teams.

“Hunny everyone experiments in college”

“Your dads right yunno, he was quite the mullet during his college years. A real party in the back.”

“EW MOOOOM STOP”

by FreeMullets September 18, 2023

Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 16, 2022