mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

WFH Mullet

Work From Home mullet or WFH mullet is defined by being business on the top and none of your business on the bottom. Commonly utilized during zoom meetings when someone is wearing business attire from the waist up and something NSFW, or otherwise inappropriate on the bottom because no one will see it and it’s more comfortable that way

My roommate freaked out because he had been sporting the WFH mullet for 3 years and didn’t realize he no longer fit into his suit pants until this morning when he was getting ready for his first day back in the office.

by Jane-Doh April 5, 2025

Tree Mullet

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet

person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn

by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022

freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

stinky mullet

everyone in baseball sniffles. ''whats that smell?'' they all say. everyone looks at Jon Jon, the kid that never washes his hair. it's you, your mullet stinks.

Did someone rip ass, or is that Jon Jons stinky mullet.

by R.P. and MEEZY MISSLE February 26, 2022