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by joemama 10000 February 25, 2020
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1. A varied number of small insect-eating songbirds, found in woodland areas throughout the world.

2. Bushtit, willow tit.

3. A phrase that when uttered in the presence of a conservative, esp. a tea bagger, may cause mild distress and an uncontrollable batting of the ears. When left untreated, the affection may lead to a condition known as libergenditis.
Note: An American species, the black-capped chickadee can be found throughout the back-woods and rolling hills of the deep southern states and West Virginia. A particularly active species has been spotted frequenting small city centers, infesting the eaves of buildings e.g., town halls, churches and a food distribution center known as the Piggluh Wiggluh.

Jimbo: "I cant stop itchin so Jeff"

Jefferson: "Could be that yer allergic ta them birds over yonder in them ther rafters."

Jimbo: "Wat, a lil' ol' 'tit mouse'?"

Jefferson: "Could be... now stop yer fidgetin' an hold that ladda steady."

Jimbo: "Jeff?"

Jefferson: "Whuats that Jimbo?

Jimbo: "Whycome they gotta put church bells so high?"

Jefferson: "Ye got me thar ol' Jim..."
by PlanetBJR January 2, 2011
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bald mouse

a loser in highschool that doesnt have any pubes
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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mickey mouse

when a guys "tit dirt" stains his shirt
(tourettes guy)
"is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"well his ears there...his ears & theres his face"
"thats not mickey mouse thats just tit dirt"
by twinkydoodle1991@yahoo.com January 31, 2008
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mickey mouse

to pull someones ears and then slap them immediately upon letting go
jake: dude, you're ears look swollen as fuck, what happened?

todd: that asshole at the candy store mickey mouse'd me for my gummi bears
by scotty brownknees January 5, 2010
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Mickey Mouse

Made in reference to something that is extremely neat or immaculate.
Generally muzza's from Thomastown or Preston area referring to sick cars.
Also can be used for chicks " Dis thing was mickey mouuuse bro!"

Must be pronounced - Mickey mouuuuuuse
"Bro dats nothing, come to Bell St. Macca's and check out my cousins Rx3 Coupe! I swear to allah, dis thing is Mickey Mouse!"
by Da sickest cunt September 9, 2009
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Mickey Moused

To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night.

Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.

I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.

He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
by RJubJub January 28, 2012
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