Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

cocaine mountain

A place where a person goes when they are completely out of it. Also known meth boulevard. Or limbo.

I went to cocaine mountain when i did meth

by CocaineMountain November 22, 2013

mountain tickler

To replace a traditional "mustache ride" for men with beards instead of mustaches who want their partner to sit on their face.

Who wants a mountain tickler?

by Dwight d Eisenhauer February 6, 2015

wolf mountain

a club of 2 or more mountain bikers who regularly slap penises and have bitch fights to establish their Wolf pack.

a new rider joined Wolf mountain today.

by philistine March 4, 2015

sugar mountain

When one performs oral sex on a phallic object that is sweet.

"I just did a sugar mountain on Brenda the other day with a fudge popsicle."

by jared, 19 July 5, 2019

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019