Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.

Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!

by okparts August 14, 2014

Mountain Monkey

A derogatory term towards Kurdish people, usually used when denying their existence calling them "The monkeys in the mountains."

person denying existence of Kurds* "There are no Kurds they are just mountain monkeys!"

by swedensnowing1234 December 23, 2021

Snowcapping the Mountains

When one is feeling rather filthy and enjoying a poo so much that after creating a mountain of brown, One 'caps' it with a snow cap of sperm

'Just gonna nip to the shitter to get snowcapping the mountains'

by Adam - first man to get laid September 24, 2012

mountain bull

mount gay rum and red bull

dude i got so crunk at the Bergh estate off mountain bull.

by Christian12 September 12, 2009

Mountain Muncher

Anyone who eats fat girl's pussy.

Seth went straight mountain Muncher on that bitch.

by Craveman1989 May 9, 2020

Gore Mountain

The best ski area in New York state, and possible the entire east coast (of the U.S). Definitely better than Whiteface...

I skied at Gore Mountain last weekend, and it was my best skiing experience on the east coast.

by CHicken Sandwich, Trout April 3, 2023

Inverted Mountain

Another word for an idiot or a nerd

“Omg he’s such an inverted mountain!”
“I know right!”

by Anonymousbeansprout September 17, 2021