on the mitch

when you skip class

jack: “where did you go last period?”
michael: “i went on the mitch and went to the shop!”

by emptymadz January 24, 2018

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

Mitchell

The sexiest name for a guy. He's got the biggest penis in the world (aka the black moomba) he's also rad in bed and can break anything. So you better be carful. Bangs at least five girls a day. And every girl dreams about have sex with him. Dick size over 11". It's every girls dream to have Mitchell inside of them.

"Wow that guy is great in bed, a real Mitchell"

by Sir fucks a lot April 9, 2015

Micheal Schumaucher

1. Best driver to ever grace the Earth.
2. God

You will meet Micheal Schumaucher in the place where darkness does not exist.

by G Luca the Leader of Men May 13, 2005

Mitched

When a person drinks so much, they start puking endlessly...eventually filling up buckets full of it.

"Dude, Sam couldn't stop throwing up last night!"
"I know! She was so Mitched!"

by Katie is Radio October 11, 2008

Mitched Up

in a state of mess; broken to the point of needing to be done over; caused by lack of planning and shooting from the hip

This data is all Mitched Up.

by ProjectManager February 20, 2009

Michelle-time

-noun.

1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.

2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.

The President's secretary: "Mr. President, we have scheduled you for some Michelle-time from 9 to 10 this evening."

Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"

by Kinki's Tush September 27, 2009