by Dumb guy 69 December 17, 2017
Get the Minting mug.one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
by mollygail468 January 6, 2018
Get the Mint Patty mug.by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017
Get the Muff Mints mug.Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.
by yellowpanda May 7, 2018
Get the Birthday Mints mug.Slang term for menthol cigarettes.
The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.
by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018
Get the hooker mint mug.To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.
(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.
by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016
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