FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

Shotgun Method

A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.

Ace is a prolific user of the shotgun method.

by Norskmann1201 October 27, 2022

Banana method

Suck it like a dick and make sure you use NO teeth main thing to use is the lips and tongue check the banana for teeth marks if there’s none you did excellent if there is some you did sum wrong.

Just do it right! The banana method is a excellent way to make ur baes day.

by Anony203847 October 30, 2022

The Method

When riding an amusement park drop tower and your penis tickles on the way down

"The Method"

by Chalk Boy December 31, 2022

outline method

Notes but in easier form

Outline method

“My English teacher told me to write this for extra credit”

by Tastixx January 3, 2023

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 9, 2023