harry melon 

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

harry melon by chinkychonky June 13, 2010

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

muff melon by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010

Douche Melon 

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

Douche Melon by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011

ginger melon

A pumpkin

A örangle melon is a pumpkin in other words ginger melon

ginger melon by Medieval Coal Oven September 7, 2014

Yellin' Melon 

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

Yellin' Melon by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015

smooth melons 

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

smooth melons by qwter978 May 13, 2016

Water-melone 

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

Water-melone by alexalexmax April 3, 2017