the mall

the mall, was a place, long ago, we would go to. See the young ones, will never know. stepping into a toys r us, or a macy's, seeing the aisles go forever. Going to see Santa, asking him for a gift for being so good. Maybe you weren't but, Santa couldn't be happier to give you one. Now it's a fading memory as online shopping and gentrification takes over

You went to the mall yesterday? Nice, get any Knick knacks at the radio shack?

by I am here, right now and later August 9, 2025

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

Coconut Mall

Something that is overly-complicated and overly theorised, but is actually simple.
Not to be confused with the Mario kart thingy

This shit is not hard at all like they said. This is a coconut mall.

by Guibif September 20, 2021

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022