Puss machine

A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye

Girl: That guy is a total puss machine

by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019

Geschlechtsverkehr Machine

(Noun) A person who can get a lot of guys or women the funnier word for sex machine.
Geschlechtsverkehr = sex in german.
How to pronounce:
Gech-slechs-ver-ker

He is a geschlechtsverkehr machine.

by Uselessindividualontiktok March 29, 2020

Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE

Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”

by Bastard Machine March 15, 2023

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Chong machine

Chong machine is a word for a vape more specifically a juul from which you chuong most commonly in history toilets due to the ventilation it can also be referred to as a Noel or tool depending on who is speaking

He come with me to the toilets I’ve got a chong machine

Ye trust Ethan me too

by Memelad March 13, 2019

Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”

I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen

by Davedale August 30, 2019

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005