Truth Machine

Noun:

-Computer-;

or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities

The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.

PC, Mac, Laptop
'Is Lindsay Lohan in jail or not? Let's ask the truth machine!!'
by wordbunbun June 01, 2011
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Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!
The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!
by Rockstar D June 13, 2007
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elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.
"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'
by Woodrose September 27, 2015
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Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.
Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.
by Shootermacgavin January 28, 2018
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What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.
I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"
by spah gaming November 14, 2020
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Bastard Machine

“One huge babe magnet that will take over this planet with our style of punk/metal party rock!!! Women love us even more than their boy toys at home!!!”-BASTARD MACHINE
Bastard Machine; “Those dudes Bastard Machine from Santa Cruz are hard sh%t rock’N roll!”
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tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
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