The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.
by spah gaming November 14, 2020
Get the What if machinemug. The Wayback Machine is a popular website known for archiving web pages for future citation, it has been archiving websites from 2004 to present.
by whytftisdadsadsa December 8, 2020
Get the Wayback Machinemug. A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
by imAtASleepover May 31, 2018
Get the sex machinemug. The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.
Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.
Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.
by Woodrose November 11, 2015
Get the elf machinemug. by Ben_Dover42069 September 19, 2019
Get the Puss machinemug. A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
Get the Machine queenmug. literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005
Get the tard machinemug.