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Major key is the key to success, the ultimatum to blessing up. Thank you DJ Khaled.
Major key to being rich is not being poor. Bless up, they don't want us to win, so I win.
by JaxonWaxonTaxon July 26, 2016
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Major Cloog

Major Cloog was a YouTube Animator that drew Furry Gore and shitposting in general. His popular videos are : 'Pokemon fans when..' , ' Why i hate furries UPDATED! ' , ' Discord's new Logo ' and ' I'am Back lol. '

Allegations (Scary) : Major Cloog was exposed for drawing nude drawings of a Minor's fursona and Having a 'ERP' with SophTheNeko and Speedyhalle. After everything came out, Major Cloog went silent and not making a video for over 6 Months. His Activity also went radio silent in his Discord server (Cloog Inc.)
" So this is where Major Cloog lives.. "
by Aggretin April 26, 2024
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Poultry Science Major

Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
by SpradDaddy May 2, 2024
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Majority queued

A phrase to describe what happens when you are standing and waiting for something, and then a bunch of people come and form a line next to you. Hence causing you to have to go to the back of it.
Dude, i got to the stand first, then everyone else got there and majority queued me to the back
by Wr. Wan October 9, 2010
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Major fools days

The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull
Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?
by Kbass6969 April 2, 2021
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Major Bennington

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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