ya mum

1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.

2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.

3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.

1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."

2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"

3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."

by ya mum. November 24, 2006

Your Mum

'Your mum' is a cuss originating presumably from one of the many ghettos in the UK. Mainly used by chavs, it is a comeback to an insult that cannot be beaten in any other way. Also used as an answer to almost any question, it is one of the most universal cuss downs of the twenty first century as of yet.

Initiating insult:'Shut up you ignoramus.'
Comeback:'Why don't you tell your mum to shut up!'

or

(someone pointing at a hippo in a zoo)Q:'What's that?'
A:'Your mum!'

by GEJH November 6, 2008

your mum on acid

An extension to the popular 'your mum' or 'your momma' insult. Can be used to shoot down those with a poor repatoir of retorts.

Dan: Fuck you!
Tim: Your Mum!
Dan: Your Mum: On acid.

by James Stenhouse February 26, 2004

Suck Ur Mum

This is a phrase used by the humble British "chav" or "roadman". The phrase is used to insult someone who is a bender or a thot.

Oy blud suck ur mum u little nitty bruv- A chav

by The last Stylebender February 10, 2020

Ya Mum

refering to ur mum, can lead into sentences like ya mums ass ya mums penis ya mums boobs

Ya mums so fat that when she jumped into the pacicfic ocean it became the pacific dessert

by Mr. wank September 27, 2006

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 18, 2003

YA MUM

Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!

Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!

"Joe has logged out."

by Mr. Ownage April 6, 2004