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The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020
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Lion cake

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!
by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020
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Zion Da Lion

An amazing Leo baby boy named Zion with the courage of a lion
Look at Zion Da Lion, with his strong courageous handsome self
by TeyBenn August 14, 2020
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Mountain Lion

An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML
Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business
by Sir. B September 10, 2020
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Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020
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Sandy lion

A woman's blonde Afro pube bush that resembles that of a lion's mane
Hey bruh I was at the nude beach and you should have seen the sandy lion on this chick.
by Barb wired October 9, 2017
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Lion kim

The most ferocious of them all. He gets all the kitties but eats them at the end. Very useless individual at first but eventually becomes useful when entering the dark and small spaces. A person who sucks at ball and has no teamwork.
He is a lion kim
by Jackjackisblack March 19, 2017
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