lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack

Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation

by anonymous December 16, 2022

lavendrex

she is beautiful, smart and charismatic. Dhe has high grades, she deserves what she wants. she is beautiful like a lavender flower

lavendrex amazing!

by Chivoo January 28, 2023

Lavent

the one and only lord of the monkeys

lavent is the monkey god

by Lqvnet May 30, 2023

lavender phaze

If you are only in a relationship with expectation of money/gifts or other perks. And you would not be with them if they weren't spending money on you. You definitely aren't in the lavender haze of true love, but in a lavender phaze of dishonest,corrupt, and despicable intentions concerning the heart.

She will probably dump him after two more trips to Florida and a set of veneers! She is in her lavender phaze!

I feel a lavender phaze coming on every time he takes me out! Cha-ching!!!

by Michele Wordjuicer April 29, 2023

Lavender Sky

When the sky is so cloudy that you can't see the sun nor your shadow. This results in a cool temperature, but there's also no rain or snow.

It's a bit overcast today, but it looks like we just have a lavender sky.

by NTBG May 18, 2023

Lavengood

a person who indulges in hypocrisy.
"the story tells of respectable Ben who turns out to be a cheat and a hypocrite"

Don't be a Lavengood! Practice what you preach!

by idontwanttobesadanymore August 5, 2023

Lavender

pick me girl

lavender brown stole ron weasley from hermione granger

by yer a wizard harry September 7, 2023