Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.

Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022

Kong

A fictional gorilla, like you. This is not a word, just a scrabble word people use to describe you.

THEM: oh look! the gorilla punched that lion so hard
ME: that is just the equivalent of you hitting me. You Kong!

by Kllakora July 23, 2022

King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

The Donkey Kong

The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong

Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night

by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022

Hong Kong

Chinese Special Administrative Region. Once a virbant city with an extremely unique culture in the Greater China region, it has been a shadow of its former self after the central government of China's crackdowns on protests in 2019. The city is expected to be fully integrated into the rest of China in 2047.

"I was once a Chinese patriot years back. I spoke Mandarin more fluently than any other blue ribbon, and sang the national anthem of China more loudly than any other Hong Kong pro-Beijing politician. Now I feel like the Chinese central government has betrayed me and my city."

by Azure&Claude June 18, 2022

Donkey Konging

To hit a woman on tip of her head to leave no visible bruises. Done usually by using the bottom of your fist.

I was donkey konging my hoe last night

by EggBlunt September 6, 2022

King Kong

Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho

King Kong ain't got shit!

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022