kevin

your teacher that acts like a 16 but is ur teacher....

"im 185lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal"-kevin 2k17

by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017

Kevin

Kevin /noun/ A Smol boy who also refers to the names Cum Slut, Xander’s Bitch, and Pussy Boy.

Wow, Kevin is such a thot. Did you know he sucks Xander’s dick?

by OwO Bleach December 17, 2018

Kevin

Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!

Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!

by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.

Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!

by We will all die. July 16, 2020

Kevin

A gay boi, a weaboo

Someone who is way too obsessed with anime, manga etc.

He might be a fan of Naruto or Jojo

The Kevin:"I just bought a new body pillow!!!"

The normal person:"You're such a fucking kevin dude"

by UrLadisFag May 24, 2018

Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.

Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!

by This is correct now die April 6, 2017

Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.

That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!

by Flayling October 19, 2020