Kevin 

A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.

Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.

Kevin by captainjord3 December 9, 2010

Kevin 

HE IS A DOUCHE BAG WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ON URBAN DICTIONARY. HIS PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AS HELL AND HE HAS SEX WITH TREES FOR LIVING. HE ALSO IS A THOT WITH A STD

KEVIN LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH A STD

Kevin by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017

Kevin 

Is a little faggot who complains about anything and everything. Usually thinks he’s cool for doing something that is popular, but makes it unpopular. Always needs a haircut, and always goes after girls that aren’t interested in him. In short kevins need to kill themselves

Kevin: Do you wanna date?
Girl: No, go kys

Kevin by BlackBoyChistopherwalk November 7, 2018

Kevin 

a fake ass wanna be rich kid

look at kevin trying to brag about his stuff he fronts so much gay ass bitch

Kevin by angelo_s September 5, 2016

Kevin 

An faggot asian with a really small dick, he hates weeaboos but is one so he is basically Hitler. Gets really salty on skype and when somebody calls him gay on skype and he is not far from it. Plays minecraft with black girl and spanish girl.

"Dude stop being a Kevin."

"I'M BEING GAY RIGHT NOW FUCKING KYS YOU WHITE NIGGER TRASH FAGGOT."

Kevin by PussyBoi123 February 11, 2017

Kevin 

The bird from Up

Look at that Kevin over there!

Kevin by Tiki boy July 13, 2017

Kevin 

A nice sexy Hamsun talented tall stylist kid/guy who is a gentleman with the ladies and is good in bed with then has lots of abs becouse he works out a lot and always has a cute girl by his side

My boyfriend is like Kevin in bed

Kevin by Lil.k-g November 22, 2017