Juan

Juan is a bitch and has a big ass. Juan can also be a dick at all times but he is hilarious. He has a small tolerance...just like his dick!

Why are you being such a Juan?

by ilovejuan September 28, 2017

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Juan

Can be kindhearted one day next day big dick head

Person 1: Yesterday my boyfriend was so happy and in a good mood and today he’s being such a dick head

Person 2: sounds like he’s being a Juan

by Noodels10285 October 25, 2017

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Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017

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Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

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juan mares

cool,funny,loyal,

bitch ass Mexican who be at pfs

juan mares is my best friend

by eskitettttttt December 1, 2017

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A very handsome hard working man with a big great heart. His priority us his family and will protect them at any cost. Very loyal to life and family. One of the most honest person in the world . He is such a great,honest and loyal person .

Juan Gerardo is such a great dad he helps me with anything i need and he protects me , my siblings and my mom at all cost.

by Juan Gerardo December 6, 2017

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