Jonas

A uncommon name.
Although now commonly used in band names.

Often mispelled or misunderstood

Me: You listen to that song by Weezer? Its called My Name Is Jonas
You: Wtf?

In-And-Out worker: What is your name?
Jonas: Jonas
In-And-Out worker: Jones...Joe?, your order is ready!

by MyNameIsJonas August 14, 2006

Kevin Jonas

The lie told to girls all over the world. "Kevin" jonas is truly PAUL jonas. Kevin is his middle name, hence Paul Kevin Jonas.

... put that in your pipe and smoke it!

"god, i wanna be kevin jonas when i grow up"

"No, you wana be paul."

by SuperAunt3794 September 14, 2009

Jonas Brothers

Bitch ass niggas.

Jonas Brothers are some bitch ass niggas.

by StupidGoDumb October 24, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band that (according to this site) started around 2004-2005. The band consist of 3 brothers Nick, Joe, and Kevin. The fans are usually girls the are between the ages of 6-16 or something like that. Their fans are annoying and usually post comments on youtube videos saying stuff like "nick looks so hawt". They also have stupid sayings like "OMJ,OMJJ,and OMNJ". They probally owe most of their sucess to Disney for using their songs in their movies.

The Jonas Brothers fans are obsessive

by Sciterz June 3, 2008

Jonah

Jonah is the type of person to fart in your face if you say one word to him. Jonahs smell really bad especially like mac and cheese. His worse characteristic of his smell is his toes and his breath. His toes have a fungus on them that make them turn into a vegetable. He brags about his prodigyness and that hes gotten in the state championships for every single sport in two years. He should be fat but somehow is skinny.

Wow, Jonah smelt usual today, like rotten aids and michael jordans toes.

by Dave of Bennets November 27, 2018

Jonas

Jonas has the ass that will make you go insane for the rest of your entire fucking life. He may be a little toxic, but if he isn't toxic to you, you know he is a keeper. Jonas makes you go insane in the membrane, and insane in the brain, whether you are a boy or a girl. This guy is a keeper, because you know he has a stack of whole milk whenever you need it. But what a faggot

Jonas is such a hottie, it's too bad that he isn't single

by Penis Lover 212 April 15, 2019

nicholas jonas

super hot male
ladys man
plays piano, drums and guitar.
sings amazingly well.
search him on google.

omg did you hear nicholas jonas sing last night? he was amazing!

by skg baby August 22, 2008