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Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
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Jimmy Beerleaguer

To be confined only to the beerleagues of life based on your naturally given talent, lack of looks, Scrawny build and general lack of being cool.

Also can be used to describe idiotic actions or attempting to be funny.

Usually a JB comes from a long line of beerleaguers and female JB's usually marries into another Beerleaguer family.
Dont be a jimmy Beerleaguer.

That was such a jimmy beerleaguer move.

Look at this Jimmy beerleaguer trying to be cool!

You act like such a Jimmy beerleaguer sometimes
by BL1785 September 25, 2011
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Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.
Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017
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jimmy rip

someone that partys heavily
man have you seen all the coke and shrooms that dude just did he is a real "jimmy rip"
by lone ripper July 14, 2009
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Kill Jimmy

When a hit tv show makes a strange decision to kill off one of its more popular characters that antagonizes a large part of their audience and leads to declining viewership and eventual cancellation of the show.
1. What the hell were the producers thinking? In the second season of a show you are supposed to grow the beard not Kill Jimmy.
2. I hope this show doesn't do something stupid, like decide to Kill Jimmy.
3. Instead of carefully developing a compelling character, a show can always decide just to Kill Jimmy, a move that while show-killing can be thought of as daring and uncompromising.
by hello_my_name_is_termite December 30, 2011
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jimmy chucked it

I’ve Jimmy chucked it. Simply means I fucked it!!!
Kaz and Lou totally Jimmy chucked it this weekend .. onit for days again
by Weekazarr September 8, 2018
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Jimmy Agnew

A white dude who loves saying the n word and bully garrett fitzgerald for being autistic
by SamFlamesRBS June 23, 2019
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