marsupial mole

The marsupial mole is a small, burrowing mammal endemic to the sandy deserts and arid grasslands of central Australia, primarily found in the Northern Territory and Western Australia. It is also known as the "itjaritjari" to the Arrernte people of Central Australia. Marsupial moles are small and elusive creatures, seeing one in the wild brings 5 years of good luck.

Due to its beauty and supposed mystical power the delicate fur is a prized commodity, commonly used as an appliqué for the loincloths of men who need to compensate for other “deficiencies” in their life.

The marsupial mole was a marvel to behold, with its silky fur and tiny, shovel-like claws adapted for digging through the sandy soil.
Anna’s mind wandered, eventually returning to the thought of the golden fur of a marsupial mole hanging off his loincloth. As this crossed her mind she let out a little giggle and scoff “what a dag”, trying to hide her secret desire for this loincloth clad man in her mind.
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Mitch the mole

A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
What a Mitch the mole
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
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fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
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Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
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Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? A common question, and prompt.
I'll dish up after the show. Show ends, no movement. It pops up, Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?
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Dashing Mole

A person who brings up random subjects, and when some one calls them out they throw a fit.
Don't be a Dashing Mole, no one likes them.
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