Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.

Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...

by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

instagramless

someone who deleted their instagram

joe keery has no instagram, he's instagramless!

by carovidsz April 23, 2022

instagramless

a person that has no instagram or a person who deleted instagram and isn't thinking of coming back to it.

joe keery has no instagram, he's instagramless

by carovidsz April 23, 2022

Instagasm

A nearly immediate orgasm during intercourse.

We made leave last night and I had an Instagasm

by Hotstuff82 June 23, 2022

Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.

My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...

by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram thugger

One who’s life is extremely violent on social media then bitches up in person

I heard he a Instagram thugger boy never outside

by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022