Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school

“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆

by schooldays May 16, 2023

Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Ditch-fox

A sewer rat, or perhaps 'gutter trash'. Old prussian slang for Berlin street boys used as sperm banks by the germanic aristocracy.

"Mein uncle vos a ditch-fox, unst his child vill be a ditch-fox as vell!"

by bubbleboy69420 March 15, 2018

Ditch

Ditch is a person who you do not think highly of, a woman who is a pass around, or someone you are completely finished with.

She is nothing but a ditch. I don’t want her.

by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019