Bag Dad

A true intelectual. Someone who brings pleasure to many by placing bags on their heads and banging it against other people. Bag Dad is a proper noun, meaning it must be capitalized to show respect. There are multiple ways to use Bag Dad

Infinitive: Bag Dad
1st person sing. & pl. : Bag Dad
2nd person (informal sing.): Dag Dadst
2nd person (Formal Sing. & Pl.): Bag Dad
3rd person : Bag Dad
Past Tense: Bag Dode
Past Participle: Bag Daden
Present Participle: Bagging Dad / Bag Dadding
Subjunctive: Bæg Dad

1) n. Someone who is being so intelligent that they must be praised for their greatness

2) n. The leader of a cult, religion, club, or group, who spreads wisdom and knowledge amongst the following

3) v. To bang a head against someone, with intense force, in order to coercively force a cult member to do something

Ex1: Bag Dad is one of the best people

Ex2: Tomorrow the meeting will be run by Bag Dad

Ex3: Shaniqua will have Bag Daden Tyler by Wednesday

Ex4: AHHH! STOP BAGGING DAD ME

by Shaniqua Mboniqua September 4, 2019

kamikaze bag

It's an eight ball mixed with half cocaine and half crushed meth

Bro, wtf is up with Jimmy's mouth? Why is it sideways? Bruh...he's been doing line after line out of his kamikaze bag! He's on a suicide mission!

by Loso_007 July 23, 2015

Ditty bag

A bag for small everyday items that are easily misplaced.

I have all these small things for my fuckin eh ditty bag.

by Afrodick December 23, 2016

Gift Bagging

Tea bagging your mate on their birthday, anniversary or Christmas when they weren't expecting to receive such a wonderful surprise.

Gary woke up his girlfriend on Christmas morn by gift bagging her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016

dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom

"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."

by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013

Tri-bag

(noun): contraction of two entities: “Triathlon” and “douche-bag”. A tri-bag is a human being, male or female, who defines their existence based on the next triathlon or training for a triathlon they will undertake. Tri-bags typically struggle maintaining relationships with other human beings unless they are tri-baggers as well. Hence tri-bags tend to hang out together and compare notes on their “strokes”, “breathing”, and which model of Subaru they will purchase next. Tri-bags are usually fairly easy to spot and identify. Sometimes they are confused with “cross-bags”, their cross-fit counterparts.

Some signs of a tri-bag:

1) Within the first 3 sentences of a conversation they mention that they have or will participate in a triathlon.
2) Ironman logo is prominently tattooed on their one of their calves (it doesn't have to be on the calf but this seems to be the preferred location – look here first)
3) They drive a Subaru (this is probably a 20% chance of being a tri-bag)
4) They drive a Subaru with a “26.2” sticker in the rear window (~74% chance now)
5) They drive a Subaru with a bike racks and a “70.3” or a “140.6” (99% chance – only reason this is not 100% chance is that the person driving the car could be the disgruntled spouse or emotionally neglected teenage child using vehicle).
6) They drive any other vehicle with “70.3” or a “140.6” (>90% chance)

7) Their bicycle cost more than the GDP of Ireland.

I went to John’s party last night. I couldn’t find a place to park; Subarus were ubiquitous in the surrounding area. Once I got inside, it was full of tri-bags taking baby-sips of craft beer and comparing “strokes.”

or
I really wanted to take up swimming but I could got too annoyed with all the tri-bags at the pool so I became a cross-bag instead.

by tgrbld April 5, 2015

bag salmon

An airline passenger moving in the opposite direction of deplaning passengers to retrieve baggage from an overhead space.

Upon deplaning in Chicago, Bob said to his friend Heather, “Why don’t the bag salmon just wait for the airplane to clear out a bit before going after their bags toward the rear?”

by LobsterKiller55 November 29, 2014