hydrenergy

The combination of hydration and energy created by drinking a mixture of purified water and caffeine.

ávitāe energy water is great when I exercise; giving me the hydrenergy I need to get a better workout.

by energy water August 7, 2009

hybrid bitch

A sexy girl who drives a hybrid and fucks a lot.

I fucked a hybrid bitch last night it was so sexy.

by Penis456 November 29, 2015

Hadrian

Anyone named Hadrian will be actively engaging in malicious activity. Guaranteed to cause you misery, especially if you say that The Office or Friends is your favourite show. Probably isn't even funny either. It's recommended to reject all attempts at insincere flattery.

Hadrian can't keep getting away with it!

by Spaghettimaquetti November 23, 2021

Fire hydrant

The act of a man or boy of having a boner

a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.

by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017

Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects

They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

The Hydraulic Press

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

by Video Person January 17, 2021

trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.

Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.

by ylecyod March 27, 2010