when Americans took a steaming pile of poop on Canadians 100 years ago they used a TP called Canada's history. could be used to wipe a Cleavland steamer.
by 100 percent Canadian February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. This is a slang term for the act of intercourse with a moose with several other requirements. This is achieved only with a moose; dead or alive (dead altering the name to Canada's Achievements), Honey must be used as lube. Both the moose and the participants must be gagged with a hockey puck in both the mouth and buttocks region (what ever is open to gag).
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by Shazbutt February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by parrotheadkm February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Things were going okay, but when she told me she wanted to try Canada's History I figured she was too wild for me.
by BoroJojo February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A certain sex involving the insertion of beaver pelts, "flapjacks", maple syrup, and one french-canadian into the vagina or anus
"I heard you and Deborah broke up. What happened?"
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
"Apparently she wasn't cool with Canada's History."
"Fuck that bitch."
by Colbert-Nation February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which two women defecate into the stanley cup, dribble maple syrup onto it and then eat it to induce vomitting. All of this is done as a moose watches.
by MarkyStover February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. He's so in-tune with his culture he had a Canada's History in the guest room at a party last night. The moose will never be the same...
by Audiac February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.